9 Humongous Mismatches in Soccer WAG History
I admit it. I’m not a huge fan of soccer. I used to play it as a kid and the sport was extremely fun….to play. But to watch? It’s hard for me to take 90 minutes out of my day to watch a sport with little scoring and guys falling on the ground pretending to cry a lot.
Don’t get me wrong. I know it takes tremendous skill, agility, etc etc. But it’s just how I feel. At least in hockey there are fights. However, I will say this. Soccer players get ridiculously hot chicks. And I suppose I understand given that soccer is so popular abroad.
Still doesn’t mean I should like it. It’s one thing if a very handsome guy gets the hot chick. That at least is the natural order of things. However, some combinations are down right unfair to the existence of man. But hey, good for these guys right? RIGHT? And yes I’m jealous so all you commenters can knock those comments to rest, thanks.
Here are 9 mismatches where by some miracle the soccer player actually landed one of these chicks.
Thomas Gravesen and Kira Eggers
Your damned right I’d be giving a thumbs up. The Everton Midfielder certainly scored on this one.
Kieran Richardson and Anara Atanes
Another score for Sunderland. Mr. Richardson, well done sir.
Verena Kerth and Oliver Kahn
Come on. No seriously come on. Oliver? You banged goalie Oliver?
Pamela Diaz and Manuel Nira
Would you not be smiling too if you were that guy? I need to move to Spain and play forward.
Joanna Taylor and Danny Murphy
Ah the peat! The peat. Mr Murphy scoring one for Fulham.
Martina Colombari and Alessandro Costacurta
Alessandro saying to the Milan crowd: “Thank you, thank you. Perhaps someday you will have sex with a being like this…perhaps not.”
Danielle Lloyd and Teddy Sheringham
This guy was schtooping Danielle Lloyd? THIS guy? This one I find a little unacceptable. What the hell is in the water in Colchester? I’ surprised Kelly Brook didn’t partake as well.
Imogen Thomas and Nery Castillo
So the hot thing in Manchester is Unibrow Wingmen? Guess so.
Alena Seredova and Gianluigi Buffon
These two are married and have a kid. Enough said.
