What do Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus have in common?

Hmmm… that’s a tough question. Let’s do an expert HSPS analysis of the situation

#1  They both like kissing girls.

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Katy performed “I Kissed a Girl” in Times Square, and Miley actually kissed a girl in her “Can’t Be Tamed” performance, which is now all chop-edited on YouTube because of the Perez Hilton upskirt photo fiasco!

#2  They both like rubber outfits.

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Katy is going for the Miami-esque look (even though she’s in Times Square), while Miley opted for the straight up Gaga meets Madonna meets Cher look.

#3  They both need more practice being “crotch-blockers”.

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Miley just created one of the biggest nightmares of Perez Hilton’s life with her Britney Spears-style exit from her car, and Katy is giving New Yorkers the same view from the top of a car! Hope she’s wearing her matching rubber panties

#4  Neither of them has had plastic surgery… yet!

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